| Boner | It sucks. Short, simple and hard. | 1
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| Bonehead | This got one big difference from the first two. IT SUCKS!!! | 1+
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| Braindead | This aint fun... | 1+
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| Wretched | This one is even worse than Street Fighter II! | 1-
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| The Goat-Keeper | What can you say? Is it a joke, a beta copy or what??? | 1
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