Our Opinions
We have written this page because some sick people probably think that we worship Satan and have posters of serial killers above our beds that we lie and masturbates to on late nights. This statement is wrong. We recently received an e-mail with a few "cool" (read sick) pictures on Tomas Quick (a swedish serial killer who rapes and murders little children). We don't admire this sick bastard or any other of his likes. We think that he should be nudered with a cheese slicer and then hanged from the nearest tree in his balls (which wont work, but anyway). We hope that the people that made theese pictures take our advice and seek professional help.

Now when you know where we stand in theese questions you might wonder what your guiding stars and future rulers think about everything else (well maybe not everything but you get the picture).
  1. We don't worship Satan.
  2. We don't worship God either.
  3. We only worship ourselves.
  4. We don't admire serial killers.
  5. We are all against the fact that homosexuals are entitled to adopt children. Other kids would most likely tease the kid for the fact that his or hers mother is a father or vice versa, at least we certenly would.
  6. All of us think that the deathpenalty is an excellent sulution.
  7. We all have decided not to let the Goat-Keeper write anything on this page. The Goat-Keeper protests loudly.
  8. We all think that Bruce Campbell should be elected for president.
  9. We all think that Netscape 2.02 rules, because the skulls rotates faster when you hold down ALT.
  10. Wretched thinks that the second Alien movie is the best.
  11. Boner thinks that this site should contain at least 50% porno, but the others won't let him.
  12. We all hate skateboarders, snowboarders and other farm animals.
  13. Boner thinks that the compulsory military service is a complete waste of time.
  14. We all think that vegetables was ment for cows.
  15. We all think that Boner isn't entitled to sing, not even when he is drunk.
  16. Boner thinks that The Young Ones are an excellent example of English culture.
  17. We all think that the Spice Girls pretty much suck but we sure would like to pork'em.
  18. We all like cow-milk, except the Goat-Keeper who prefers horse-milk and Boner who rather drinks beer.
  19. Bonehead thinks that alcohol is the root to all evil. The rest of us think that Bonehead should seek proffesional help.
  20. The Goat-Keeper thinks that the first Alien movie is the best.
  21. Boner thinks that the BMW Z3 is the most beautiful car ever built.
  22. Wretched, the Goat-Keeper and Boner think that the Lion King is Cult.
  23. We all think that Mr.Z is the cracking God of Commodore 64.
  24. We all think that Bop'n'Rumble (for the Commodore 64) is the meanest Beat'em up ever.
  25. We all think that Gotland (a swedish island) is a pretty shitty island, except Braindead.
  26. All of us think that the Star Wars trilogy is the greatest films ever made, except Braindead who freaks every time he hears the theme.
  27. Boner thinks that the fourth Alien movie is the best.
  28. We all think that a kick in the balls hurts like heck.
  29. We all like to star in a porno.
  30. All of us like Braindead (the film not the person, him we hate) except Boner who thinks it is sick (both the film and the person).
  31. We all would watch golf if it had players like Happy Gilmore.
  32. Wretched thinks that Cow & Chicken is the best damn cartoon ever made.
  33. We all think that women should shut up and cook.
  34. Bonehead thinks that the third Alien movie pretty much sucks.
  35. We all belive that the earth is flat, except Boner, Braindead, Wretched and the Goat-Keeper.
  36. We all like women, except the Goat-Keeper who prefers farm animals.
  37. We all think that the cover on the NoFX album "Heavy petting zoo" is pretty darn cool. At least Boner thinks so.
  38. We all think that all women who isn't obnoxiously fat or old should be ordered to wear G-string. It should be a law on that or something.
  39. Braindead can't really see any difference between the Alien movies.
  40. Bonehead is "nice" to children.
  41. We all think that Basketball is a girliesport.
  42. We all think that Golf is a faggotsport.
  43. We all think that Icehockey is better to watch than play. Especially Boner who doesn't know how to skate.
  44. We all think that soccer is the most fun sport to play, except for Braindead who really sucks.
  45. We all think that rugby is a cool sport except for the Goat-Keeper who screams like a little girl when he gets tackeled.
  46. We all think that women-mudwrestling should be a part of the olympics.
  47. We all like peanuts.